15+ Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe What Married Life Is Really All About

Love, then marriage, then baby in the… no, wait! Before getting to that phase, there needs to be a good dose of funny tweets about your marriage. While some couples may imagine that after tying the knot they will live happily ever after like the grand finale of a romance novel, the truth is, after many years together the daily routines get downright humorous.

If you are married, you will definitely relate to these common, funny issues: squabbling over things like who replaces the toilet paper, unbearable snoring, household chores (or lack of completing household chores) or numerous other irksome, quirky habits. Cowapunga compiled a list of the most hilarious things that many couples experience after marriage. Share with a friend who can relate.

#1

Hedgehog Funny married life tweets
3sunzzz

#2

Teaching marriages Funny married life tweets
PJTLynch

#3

Talk show Funny married life tweets
dafloydsta

#4

Groundhog Funny married life tweets
hatfieldanne

#5

Tacos Funny married life tweets
tchrquotes

#6

Relationship Status Funny married life tweets
XplodingUnicorn

#7

Funny married life tweets
GrantTanaka

#8

Nice Gesture Funny married life tweets
BradBroaddus

#9

Grocery Store Funny married life tweets
DanielRCarrillo

#10

Get potatoes Funny married life tweets
granttanaka

#11

Finishing my sentences Funny married life tweets
TheAlexNevil

#12

Good and Bad news Funny married life tweets
dafloydsta

#13

Grow up Funny married life tweets
iwearaonesie

#14

Cheese and Crackers Funny married life tweets
tchrquotes

#15

Investigation Funny married life tweets
amydillon

#16

Car accident Funny married life tweets
KentWGraham

#17

Fired from work Funny married life tweets
TheBoydP

#18

Laundy in dryer Funny married life tweets
cjohnsonking5

#19

Argument on Toilet Paper Funny married life tweets
XplodingUnicorn

#20

Muggy today Funny married life tweets
mynameisntdave

#21

Are you Awake Funny married life tweets
mel_evans

#22

Out of cheetos Funny married life tweets
iwearaonesie

#23

Unloading Dishwasher Funny Married Life Tweets
hatfieldanne

#24

Asleep in public Funny married life tweets
cheeseboy22

#25

Panda instead of milk Funny married life tweets
XplodingUnicorn

#26

Homeless squirrels Funny married life tweets
dafloydsta

#27

Plain sight Funny married life tweets
wife_housy

#28

Insurance claim Funny married life tweets
StellaGMaddox

#29

Two kittens in house Funny married life tweets
justinguarini

#30

Wrong way to put milk Funny married life tweets
iwearaonesie

#31

Wasting money Funny married life tweets
dafloydsta

#32

Internet history Funny married life tweets
hardlyrelevant

#33

Amount to spend Funny married life tweets
theboydp

#34

Tired of cooking Funny married life tweets
GrantTanaka

#35

Back Scratched Funny married life tweets
iwearaonesie

#36

Super Cool kid Funny married life tweets
LetMeStart

#37

Crying kid Funny married life tweets
XplodingUnicorn

#38

One thousand babies Funny married life tweets
est1975blog

#39

Fight with Fridge Magnets Funny married life tweets
XplodingUnicorn

#40

Opening Kitkat Funny married life tweets
ValeeGrrl

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