30+ Hilarious Church Signs That Will Make You Stop In Your Tracks

European churches are known for their history and architecture whereas American churches are famous for… well, funny, inventive outdoor lawn signs. Usually, the humorous quotes are intended to attract passersby to come in for the next service. Sometimes they entice people, especially younger folks, to spread the word with selfies and photos on social media.

But the real purpose churches use funny lines on outdoor signs is to gift a smile to someone in need. The more on-trend the joke, the more these signs attract younger generations.

One of the latest Twitter trends was in fact sinfully funny church signs. We may not be in agreement with all of these phrases but we will definitely give points for creativity. Scroll down to check out which signs made our Best-Of list and remember to vote for the one that deserves your applause.

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#1

Church sign: A gay Christian is not an oxymoron
johnpavlovitz

#2

Cremation is your last chance for smoking hot body.
triercompany

#3

What’ll it be Mr. President elect?
schprockets

#4

Jesus is watching but police have radar.
CKWS_Hutch

#5

Funny church sign: It is hot where you are going
TraceyTorres

#6

Funny Church Sign: What’s missing from church?
hollyfrancesb

#7

Funny Church Sign: Jesus was an undocumented refugee.
_debbienya_

#8

Funny Church Sign: Satan called and he wants his weather back.
NickThompsonTV

#9

Funny Church Sign: No it’s not hot as hell.
abbey_coker

#10

Funny Church Sign: A funny church sign, which states Adam and Eve missed the terms and conditions of Apple.
Mercierjustus3

#11

Funny Church Sign: Sin is a short word with a long sentence.
rhondarward

#12

Funny Church Sign: Noah was a brave man.
DragonBallZKai6

#13

Funny Church Sign: God’s last name isn’t “Damn.”
TerryAONeal

#14

Funny Church Sign: Thou shall not lie or use alternative facts.
maddy_davison

#15

Funny Church Sign: Build a longer table not a taller fence.
RedDeerLakeUC

#16

Funny Church Sign: Let’s catch up with Jesus.
haychbee_

#17

Funny Church Sign: Finally brothers aim for perfection.
AwakenChurchFL

#18

Funny Church Sign: God didn’t create anything without a purpose.
AbaigealHibbar1

#19

Funny Church Sign: Let there be light and it was lit.
SuburbSlicker

#20

Funny Church Sign: god prefers kind atheists
YouHadOneJ0B

#21

Funny Church Sign: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
alcav54

#22

Funny Church Sign: God gave us mouths that close, and ears that don’t and it must be for purpose.
SuburbSlicker

#23

Funny Church Sign: Jesus had two dads.
thisbemesara

#24

Funny Church Sign: There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.
Jim Groom

#25

Funny Church Sign: With all this rain, we need an ark.
VACastleFan

#26

Funny Church Sign: Try Sermons for sleeping.
Ferry_Godmother

#27

Funny Church Sign: Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads.
johnrevans

#28

Funny Church Sign: Be the kind of person your pets think you are.
saltguns

#29

Funny Church Sign: Just love everyone I will sort’em out later.
mwalkerms

#30

Funny Church Sign: Jesus quote, Honk if you love Jesus.
BSereneb

#31

Funny Church Sign: Easter comes once a year how often do you?
_GoodGolly

#32

Funny Church Sign: Don't make me come down there.
QuotidianCommut

#33

Funny Church Sign: Live so fully that Westboro Baptist church will picket your funeral.
perc10

#34

Funny Church Sign: Tweet others as you like to be tweeted.
pastor_clayton

#35

Funny Church Sign: If you are praying for snow, then please stop.
_peterlegge

#36

Funny Church Sign: How do we make holy water?
ChrisClemmover

#37

Funny Church Sign: God expects spiritual fruits and not religious nuts.
juicefactor

#38

Funny Church Sign: A highway to hell and stairway to heaven.
BillReichart

#39

Funny Church Sign: Baa-Dum-Tsss
CalebMynatt

#40

Funny Church Sign: Too hot to keep changing sign.
Nashvlkitn

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